Il primo che mi è venuto in mente è l'immortale joke "Put the supposed", said with every accent and dialect coloring. They range from the classic "Turn around you put the supposed" to the more colorful "ua, mo 'ta put' na supposed 'red accussi" (indicating the size of the ground missile air to put in your anus).
There are also welcome visits. There are friends who know that when you are sick, they did not know my (fiuh!) bring you a mess of stuff to eat next to the bed and you, hot and with a stomach ache from Revelation, which you can not take even a piece except run to the bathroom. They do happen. I lived
worse. When I had measles occurred to me to join pustules with a pencil to see what came out, I looked like an abstract painting by Picasso.
quickly switch to the chapter "homemade remedies and grandmother."
It 's a large section of solutions.
How many times have you had a fever and have trimmed two hundred gallons of chicken soup "because it takes care of all evils" and is happy with the butcher? How many times have you put on the forehead with a wet rag whatever was present in the pantry of the house "because it helps bring down fever. Vinegar, wine, olive oil, ethyl alcohol (spirit), boiled potatoes and cut into slices and a pinch salt were becoming a sought after dish in front of our place rather than a sweaty and delirious dream febbresco.
Just dreamy delirium. With a high fever can be said all the crap you want. There is no end to human imagination. You go from those allegations recriminated something real, not to mention the ultimatum to the mother-in-law or girlfriend of the moment.
fever for some, is really an outlet, a moment of liberation of the Sub-conscious human being so that I would recommend to psychoanalysts as therapy, including group work.
Then there are people on the fever has unsubstantiated.
How many children have resorted to a variety of methods in order to not go to school? "Mom, I have a fever and down in blankets waiting for the day care. The heat and the TV did the rest, so that one has with friends: "Blessed are you that you have a fever, has killed us today, Professor di compiti", "Meno male che avevi la febbre, oggi la prof ti avrebbe interrogato" e così via.
I grandi non sono meno fantasiosi. C'è chi, per evitare di tornare a lavoro a seguito della visita fiscale, si è fatto la doccia gelata e poi si è messo a fumare la sigaretta sul balcone con meno dieci gradi (ovviamente nudo).
Ce n'è per tutti i gusti, voi cosa vi siete inventati o cosa avete subito quando avevate la febbre?
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