No, non avete letto male nella bacheca dei risultati della Coppa Panzerotto. I Figli della Mozzarella si sono sciolti come burro al sole e sono stati mazziati dai Leone Boys. Ho dovuto mettere una X al posto del risultato perché alla fine nessuno si ricordava più i gol subiti dai nostri eroi, usciti malconci nel fisico e nell'anima.
Veniamo al resoconto della giornata, stendendo un velo pietoso sul risultato.
Dovevano presentarsi in venticinque alle convocazioni di ieri sera, ma alla fine i nostri eroi erano solamente in dieci. Il presidente/allenatore/massaggiatore/giocatore/cronista ed anche porta acqua si è seduto in panchina per trenta secondi, poi, affetto dall'arteteca, si è alzato per incitare i suoi a migliorare nei vari schemi di gioco.
Gianluca ha scambiato le indicazioni per dei suggerimenti da Ramino ed è corso a prendere le carte nel Bar dello Stadio privato da Emilio "San Vito", facendo rimanere in quattro la propria formazione e venendo mazziato da tutti i compagni al proprio ritorno. Gli avversari, nel frattempo, continuavano a segnare in bursts and even the good Danilo Leone, which has always preferred the games to the virtual shooting lessons soccer, Maradona appeared in the middle of the field.
Rumors huddled up close to the miracle of new shoes (the Messi will fucking?).
Joseph and Alex loves me loves me not to have played with each other, exchanging affectionate repeatedly passes the ball and continuing to say, "pull you" "No, you first" "Please, do yourself" , pleased by Pope Leo, who has put so much of taking no account. As others have kept him as the top scorer award with him, the great Joseph Pino Giuseppe Peppino Daddy Papone Leone.
Razzino Emilio has not put the jersey of Juventus, but he must have made the holidays with Amauri. So much so that there takes a bat and runs inside the camp in search of spiritual peace and also the zipper of his trousers to chiuderseli. Understand only at the conclusion of the games that soccer shorts have a zip.
Emanuele Manu Engineer he finished, as his work behind the goalkeeper, trying in every possible way to unthinkable. Nor has moved to tickle the impassive Antonio Di Pina from his role as wall walking for Boys Leone. Last time, he exclaimed (One of the rare occasions when he speaks): "I played bad, next time I am referring. He did not pass a ball, a. Angelo has also tried to bribe him, but nothing. Inflexible.
While Alexander and Peppe Verrico continued in their mutual infatuation opposing team's players have returned to football from the divine Mourinho. "Zeru tituli more Zeru tituli ago ..."
Gianluca Schiavo wanted to mark the high and low gradient. The marking was not successful, but the shade was perfect.
The game continued and since no one cagava more heroes in our field there is concentrati sulla dietologia a bordo campo. Le Charlie's Angels, ovvero Rosalina, Maria, Valentina, Zelide ed Ilaria hanno intrattenuto il folto pubblico costituito da due gatti ed un topo con la nozionistica sulla dieta applicata, nuova scienza esatta con la quale si studia il migliore metodo per perdere peso: nun sadda mangia!
Durante i discorsi a bordo campo dal tappeto verde si sono sentite delle urla disperate tra le parti. Erano i Figli della Mozzarella, che, tramite Gianluca Schiavo, manifestavano la loro presenza in campo. Al che Lazzaro si è alzato ed ha detto: "Che cazz' t'allucchi, ce sta gente che dorme".
Gianluca insoddisfatto delle prestazioni its calls for the transfer of the goalkeeper, the first, and then himself.
The first fails, the second either. Implying that the blowjob was he a good and peace to all of dreamers.
on the sideline it was learned the reason for so much enthusiasm for the result. The wife has established a price list for its culinary benefits, plus the increased passive and less food will see our Slave on Sundays and public holidays in the near future. Be debt calculations on the final result, I know that will not eat until the end of the universe a few more days.
Concluded the playing, the testimony has been a lot of affection for our hero Elio Romano, to ask everyone when he returns to tread the green grass. Then, microphones were turned off again: just enter in the field we tripped.
Note the absence of the trio lion Virginia-Marie-Patrick this evening and the Cup mascot panzarotti, Vito Leone.
Ps.: The Sicilian donkey brayed tonight as the obsessive fans of Leone for Boys or Sicilian donkey was granted to his will
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